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BIRA BIRA

Here are excepts from the earliest written texts proclaiming the might and glory of Bira Bira on the sacred newsgroup rec.games.video.classic. Here we see the birth of a new religion unfold complete with prophets, devotees, and blasphemers.

Read and know enlightenment.

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Testimonials

From: Jay Tilton [jtilton@vt.edu]
Subject: Re: --=={ "BIRA BIRA" REPOST - WITH PICTURES! }==-- (please read)

Well, maybe the fabled Reef Store is a physically real place, and it exists in Bora Bora. The totem absorbed a significant amount of rare-cart mana before and during its carving, so a person who meditates upon its influence is drawn to sites where other rare carts (or lots of not-so-rare carts) can be found.




From: btomlin@crl.com (Bruce Tomlin)
Subject: Re: --=={ "BIRA BIRA" REPOST - WITH PICTURES! }==-- (please read)

I BELIEVE! I FOUND A VECTREX TODAY! OH BRING MORE BLESSINGS DOWN UPON ME MOST HOLY BIRA BIRA!!!




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Re: --== "BIRA BIRA" REPOST - WITH PICTURES! ==-- (please read)

Bruce Tomlin (btomlin@crl.com) wrote:
: I BELIEVE! I FOUND A VECTREX TODAY! OH BRING MORE BLESSINGS DOWN UPON : ME MOST HOLY BIRA BIRA!!!

Amazing... even the mere *image* of Bira Bira brings cart finding luck.




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Newsgroups: rec.games.video.classic,alt.games.video.classic,alt.atari.2600

Update... Bira Bira now sits beside my terminal here at home, watching all of the rgvc activity. I'm hoping he can still absorb it.... and so far, he hasn't lost any of his power. Just tonight I went out for a quick look-see at two of my haunts, and nothing at the first place, but at the second place I found:

Cookie Monster Crunch
Alpha Beam w/Ernie
both of them with docs, 2 overlays for Ernie, 1 for Oscar, *plus* the ugly blue "Kid's Controller" thing (which I had never seen before today, btw)

All of this for only 7.86! 8-)

The tag said 10 bucks, but he said I got some goofy percentage discount because I used cash. (shrug) I wasn't gonna argue with him... heh




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Bira Bira's 23rd Psalm

THE 23rd PSALM of BIRA BIRA

Bira Bira is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in thrift store bins;
he leadeth me beside the piles of URs.
he restoreth my Supercharger; he leadeth me in the path of
functional 4k Rom dumps.
Yea, though I search through the bins of the shadow of Pac Man,
I will fear no OCs; for thou art with me; thy Q-Bert Cubes and
thy Cosmic Avenger they comfort me.
Thou preparest an Atari 2600 for me in the
presence of Mike Novak, Paul Smith, etc...; thou anointest my
carts with isopropyl alcohol; my VGR list runneth over.
Surely MagiCard and Tempest prototypes shall follow me all the
days of my collecting; and I will Chase the Chuckwagon in the
Reef Store of Bira Bira for ever.




From: cudabert@aol.com (CudaBert)
Subject: Re: --== "BIRA BIRA" REPOST - WITH PICTURES! ==-- (please read)

Hey, it must be true. After just *reading* Bira Bira posts and then having a cart finding dream, I made some really good finds this weekend. First a load of Jaguar games for $10 each, a Bible Adventures for NES for $4 and some other NES carts including Elevator Action.

The best though was the stack of boxed Colecovision and Intellvision games, some still shrinkwrapped ALL with instructions - 30 games for $1 apiece! The CV stack includes several ERs, most notably Word Feud. I'll post more about these later, but I can't talk about the gameplay...I don't have a CV or an INTV, so eventually they'll all be traded or sold.




From: bwillard@mindspring.com (Bruce Willard)
Subject: Bira Bira experiment

Today I thought I'd put Bira Bira to the test. I blew up the image from Robert Batina's web site and printed it full color. I inserted it in the front of the book I carry with me. I hit three thrift stores (I was in a hurry, and that may have affected the test). At the first, nothing. At the third nothing. At the second, I found a no label PB cart. I had given up on those, but with Bira Bira behind me...! I also found two O^2 carts in boxes. Conquest of the World with all the tokens and board and Smithereens in box with manual. The only problem is that I don't collect O^2 anymore. I did take them for trades.

My concern is this: Can Bira Bira's power be diluted by the number of collectors searching for carts in his name?

My test is not completed, and I will follow up with anything noteworthy. I have not taken my book in with me. That may make a difference.

By the way, the PB cart was Frogger.




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Re: Bira Bira experiment

Bruce Willard (bwillard@mindspring.com) wrote:
: I also found two O^2 carts
: in boxes. Conquest of the World with all the tokens and board and
: Smithereens in box with manual. The only problem is that I don't collect
: O^2 anymore. I did take them for trades.

This sounds like a very good find... just because Bira Bira found something that you don't collect, doesn't mean he isn't working. He must not be keyed into only Atari stuff... it seems that he is drawn to anything rare in classic gaming. This could be O^2, atari, coleco, vectrex, heck... maybe even handhelds and books related to classic games.


: My concern is this: Can Bira Bira's power be diluted by the number of
: collectors searching for carts in his name?

This is a good question... I found two sesame street carts last night, with docs, overlays, and the kids controller last night, and for only a little less than 8 bucks, so he still seems to be working for me. I'd love to hear more success stories... :)




From: ChristianCL@IDS.Net (Christian D. Carroll)
Subject: Pray to Bira Bira...it works!

After hearing about Rob Batina's Bira Bira Voodoo Doll and noticing that I haven't found squat over the last month or so at yard sales, thrifts & flea markets...I decided to say the words "Bira Bira" in my car this morning right before I was to hit the yard sales. Hey, I figured it couldn't hurt, given my luck as of late. Well, the first yard sale I hit had an Adam computer system w/2 controllers, the printer and some data tapes. Price...$5! Finally, something good! The next yard sale had some Nintendo carts and one of them was a Tengen Pac-Man (in Nintendo grey case) for $3! After a couple more yard sales, the last one I went to had an Atari 2600 system w/36 carts (mostly Cs & Us, but I didn't have Airlock yet) and boxes & instructions to about 10-15 of them. Price...$7!

Next time I guess I'll have to make a sacrifice to Bira Bira in order to show my gratitude (and maybe he'll help me find a CtCW or a CC!). Maybe burning a pile of Combats, Pac Mans & Space Invaders would do it.




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Bira Bira works in mysterious ways.

Well I went out cart hunting today, and before I left I raised a glass of Dr. Pepper in salute to Bira Bira. Along the way I failed to encounter any Atari 2600 stuff at any of the yard sales. I was begining to wonder what I had done to displease the mighty Bira Bira (I accidently erased his image from my hard drive. Could that be it?). Made it to the flea market where one of the ladies had said the previous week that she would bring in some carts. Well she forgot (Oh Bira Bira! Why hath thou forsaken me!?!?). But there was something neat in her booth that I bought. Two framed wooden boxes for mounting on the wall. Each divided into 16 equal compartments. Her mother used them to hold a bell collection but each compartment held perfectly 4 Atari 2600 carts. Well I'm desperate for cart storage. The two stacking bins I use are overflowing and discontinued, so I need to find something else. PLus they're not that attractive and clash with the decore. Well, each of these wooden wall boxes hold 64 carts, so 128 carts in my collection are now nicely housed which means the rest fit nicely into one of the stacking bins (I'll have to find something to house them too).

Now I had thought that I had about 140-150 carts. I hadn't counted in a long time. But ion the process of putting the carts into these wall boxes I counted my carts and discovered that I have 197 carts. I am 3 carts away from making 200.

Suddenly it was all so very clear to me.

It was the will of Bira Bira that I should find those wall boxes and NOT find any carts. For it was the will of Bira Bira that I should count my carts and know how many I had so that I would be aware that I was on the verge of making 200. Had I found any carts today I would have most likely passed the 200 mark without realizing it. I would have been robbed of a great thrill, a defining moment in the life of every 2600 collector, a rite of passage. Now I know I am but three carts away from this moment and when I find the third cart there shall be much rejoicing and the heavens will shine and the earth shall sing.

Praise be to Bira Bira, great and mighty master of the 2600.

I go now to download again his blessed image, this time to store it in a special directory of its own.




From: snapsnar@juno.com (Snap Snare)
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA IS MY GOD!!

Although I have been following the threads for a while, after reading this post I finally decided to try Bira Bira for myself. Unfortunately, it was late and I could only reach one thrift store in time -- the most evil diabolical store I know. They have never had carts separate from systems and always want at least $20 for a 2600 and 3-4 carts. An employee once told me they kept everything in piles in back but only when they could match it up and sell it did it go to the floor. But things would be different now!

I drove out to the thrift, giving praise to Bira Bira on the way, and before I went in I asked the mighty keeper of the sacred Reef store for assistance. Well apparantly the thrift decided to do a cleaning of their video game stuff. The tall stack of NES systems for $4.95 each gave me my first clue. Then I wandered through piles of ADAM parts - consoles, keyboards, printers, everything for like $6 or less. Then, to my utter amazement, CARTS PRICED TO SELL INDIVIDUALLY!!! Now I must add here this is totally astonishing for this store. I expected to read the "Paul Smith made good on a trade" post before I would ever see carts here. All in all the finds weren't fantastic, but I got a bag of U Coleco and Intv stuff I needed and an ADAM that works great. But most important, from what the employees tell me they just STARTED moving that stuff out there and tomorrow when the warehouse/backroom/whatever employees come in they are gonna move out all the rest of it. Man, I wasn't even gonna go by that place for a few days since it's always so bare. THANK YOU BIRA BIRA! Thank you for alerting me ahead of time.

I'll let you know what happens tomorrow!




From: Scott Cherven [scherven@skidmore.edu]
Subject: Amazing Vectrex Find! (Bira,Bira helped!)

Well being skeptical of the powers of the great Bira Bira - I said what the hell - My classic gaming luck can only get better..........

Well this is what I found: A boxed Vectrex System (Works perfecly - all original Docs.) & 1 cartridge....

The Ultra Ultra Ultra (may I once again thank Bira Bira) RARE..

Mr. Boston Clean Sweep Promotional Cartridge.

Perfect Label, The Overlay (which also has Mr. Boston on it), with the Original Box which is just the original Clean Sweep Box with a Mr. Boston sticker on it. and Overlay Sleeve & Instructions.

It has to be rarer than CTCW!!!!

My brother (Catcher@buffnet.net) is gonna be p.o.ed - he hates it when I find the good stuff.

Needless to say I am no longer skeptical (sp??) of the great BIRA BIRA!.




From: bwillard@mindspring.com (Bruce Willard)
Subject: Bira Bira experiment continues

Well I now believe that Bira Bira is for real. But I'm not sure what reality he comes from! I have had incredible luck, but it's very strange. See, I collect Atari stuff. Anything Atari is what I'm looking for. I have my Bira Bira picture in my book as I go to thrift stores and chant as I enter the store.

Now the thrifts where I am generally do all right by me. Dry periods come and go, and occasionally get great. But the stuff I'm finding now is qualitively different. Although I've picked up in the last week and a half an Atari 800 and 810 drive in excellent shape and 3 R 2600 carts, that's about it in the Atari dept. What I have found and not bought, is two Amigas in boxes in great shape, one of them with the nicest color monitor I've ever seen. Also an Odyssey ^2 in the box with 12 games in their own boxes with it. I found a Spectravideo computer in perfect condition in a store 2 hours away in Montgomery. With it was a tape drive. It still has the original sticker proclaiming 32K Rom 80K Ram. I asked the price and the guy that does the pricing wasn't there and no-one else could do this, even when I explained how far I'd come. I thought it was a loss, but I called the store two days later and the guy was just ready to price it, and yes...he would hold it for me! Any of you that enjoy the attitudes of most thrift stores that if there is not a price, away to the back it goes with no clue as to whether it will ever see the light of day will understand the great power of Bira Bira in this exchange! It is mine.

I also have never seen a Fairchild Channel F before. I now have one. I also found a Mattel Aquarius modem. There was one strange device that I saw like nothing I've seen. It had a telco connector, a huge expansion connector on both sides and a slot on top that looked like it would take a Turbographics game card. I didn't get it, but I'll bet it will be there next time I go, such is the power of Bira Bira.

Robert Batina said in reply to my original post that Bira Bira would not just find Atari stuff, but would find exiting things and he was right.

Bira Bira...Bira Bira...Bira Bira!




From: leftyle5@delphi.com
Subject: Bira Bira vs The Tag Team Duo: Sum Guy & Sum Gal... The winner is...

Well, it has been pretty dry for me as far as cart hunting for the last three or four weeks, so I desparately wanted find some worth while carts in the various Garage Sales I was about to set forth on last weekend. I sort of had Bira Bira in my head when I started out on my first garage sale (All the while thinking, "Too bad I don't have a picture of him"), and after arriving there and checking around, there were no carts to be found. I decided that Bira Bira may just need a little help of some kind, so at the next garage sale (after againg coming up dry), I decided to ask the person in charge of the garage sale if he had any old video games like Atari, Coleco, etc. He says "Yea, sure, I got some Atari stuff up in the attic somewhere.". I asked if he wouldn't mind getting it out for me and with a litle persuasion on my part, agreed to get it. I waited about 10-minutes for him to bring the stuff down, but it was worth it. He had one large box and in it was a 2600 with 2-common carts, joysticks, paddles, and PS, and an Atari XE system which included the game unit and keyboard, and all for $5.00. I never would have known what I passed up if I hadn't asked the magic question. My policy in the past has usually been "If you don't see it, they ain't got it!" --- WRONG!!!.

Now this being my second garage sale, I figure if I get nothing else, at least I got this. With this in mind I continued on to do the rest of the garage sales. Almost every one I went to except for maybe one or two were so you can bet that I asked the infamous question a lot. I went to over 30 garage sales in all in a span of about 3-hours. Only one of the garage sales that I went to had Atari equipment out in the open and I bought it all for only $5.00 (just couldn't pass it up :) ). The treasures included another 2600 system similar to the first one along with about 14-common carts, and an 800XL with a 1050 drive, 1010 cassette, manuals and all connections and cables, and an avarage size box full of joysticks. Now, that's what I call a deal, and I certainly never thought I would come close to beating the first one, but with Bira Bira and the infamous question, things could only get better (Yea, sure! I thought).

At some garage sales, after asking the question, I found that Sum Gal had (NOTE: NOT Sum Guy!!!) bought all of the cartridges earlier that week. This was the case for at least 2 of the sale and maybe even 3. Well, I believe we now have positive proof that "Sum Guy" has gotten hitched and teaming up with "Sum Gal" in the hopes of beating all of us to all of the classic stuff. I am positive this is why my luck has been so bad this last month, but with "Bira Bira" and "THE Question!", this was a landslide win for both Bira and me, and quite some time for myself. But I wasn't done yet, because I was approaching what I would consider to be my best cartridge finds ever.

Somewhere about the 6th or 7th garage sale, I asked the woman there "THE Question!" and she said "Yes, but there at home.". Knowing that the sale would be open the next day, I asked if she wouldn't mind bringing it in the morning and I'd be by to look at it sometime that morning, and she agreed. I fully expected to show up the next day at the sale only to find out she had foggotten to bring it (so are the woes of the classic cart chasers), but when I arrived, there was the 2600 (a Sears version) sitting on a table with one Pac-Man cart. Now, I'm thinking "Just great, I came back for this!". So I'm there trying to get to talk to the woman I talked to the night before, and she's busy talking about some other item to some other person, so I hang around and wait. After about 5-minutes, she's free and I ask about the 2600 she said she was going to bring here today, and she points to it at the table. As I look at the table where I had seen it originally, I actually see "Sum Gal" buying it, placing it in a bag and leaving with it. Now I tell you, this "Gals" fast! I barely got a glimse of her, but I can tell you that she's in her mid-twenties, has brown hair, about 5'8", and is rather on the slim side. I got a glimpse of her face, but I think she must have cast some sort of spell on me (probaly one from the Swordquest series or something), because everything about her face seems to be quite fuzzy now. Oh well, I'll get her next time, especially now that I know she's out there.

Oh, yea, almost forgot to tell you the rest of this story (just con't call me Paul Harvey)! Anyhow, as this "Sum Gal" is leaving the sale, I figure "Big deal!", certainly no great loss over a Sear's 2600 and 1-Pac-man. Nevertheless, I ask "THE second Question" (which should only be asked as a last resort whenever you get into situations of this type), which is "You wouldn't by any chance have any other 2600 cartridges around, would you?", knowing that since I only saw one cartridge, they may just be some more laying around someplace. She says "Oh yea, I have some in this small shoe box over here.", so here I am saying to myself "Here comes the Combats, Space Invaders, etc", but boy was I wrong! There were only 15-carts in that shoe box, but it was like striking gold.

In it, I found the following great carts (All 2600 carts):

Bugs (Duplicate. Fine Cond! - This one up for trade)
Eggomania (Duplicate. Nice! - Keeper - My other cart is a handle one)
King Kong (Duplicate. Nice! - My old one up for trade)
M.A.D. (Duplicate. Nice! - This one up for trade)
Pooyan (NEW addition - Great label! - A definite all around keeper)
Plaque Attack (Duplicate. Good cond! - This one up for trade)
Sorcerer's Apprentice (NEW addition - Mint - A definite keeper)
Star Gunner (NEW addition - Mint - A definite keeper)
Trick Shot (Duplicate. Nice! - This one up for trade)
Worm War I (Duplicate. Fine Cond! - My old one up for trade)

and also (but not so great):
Casino
Codebreaker
Golf
Maze Craze
Pac-Man (Yea, she had two of those)

How much for everything you ask... $10.00 - That's it! What a deal!!!

Now, I've never before hit so many "R"ares in such a small amount of carts, that I still dumbfounded by it all! Thanks to "Bira Bira" and "THE Questions" (despite the offensive efforts of "Sum Guy" and his cohort "Sum Gal", this will go down as one of my most outstanding days ever.

In case your interested, here are some more of my finds during the course of that day:

Amidar
Backgammon
Baseball (White Label - Mattel)
Gorf
I Want My Mommy
Journey Escape
Masters of the Universe: Powers of the He-Man
Oink
Solar Fox
Wizard of Wor
Word Zapper

Since I already owned these, all above cartridges are also up for trade.

The cost for everything I listed above comes to a total of $50.00. Of course, this includes 15-nintendo cartridges that I forgot to mention, which includes the following:

Baseball Simulator 1000
Contra
Ninja Gaiden
Friday the 13th
Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse
Monster Party
Gunsmoke
The Rocketeer
Metal Gear
Mafat Conspiracy, The
Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight
World Wrestling
Bionic Commando
WrestleMania
Karate Champ

Now, let's all rise and remember the following three important things, before venturing out into the real world looking for carts:

1- Think "Bira Bira" (You can chant it, but Ive found that just thinking about him is good enough - He very modest, you know).
2- "Do you have any old video game cartridges, such as Atari, Coleco, and so on?"
3- "You wouldn't by any chance have any other 2600 cartridges laying around here somewhere, would you?"

Until next time happy hunting, and don't forget these 3-things :). I know I will.




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Made it to 200 today! Thank Bira Bira!

The blessings of Bira Bira were certainly upon me today. Before going out cart hunting today I wrote as Bira Bira post (What is the Reef Store). Then My son and I rubbed the belly of a picture of Bira Bira and said "Bira Bira" three times.

I had 197 unique 2600 carts when I left the house today. I was three carts from making the magic 200 number.

Went to the first value village up on the mountain and got a Pitfall ][ (already have it but it's such a cool game I want a backup, just incase). Looking around a little more I also found two Coleco carts for the 2600 that I didn't have...

Front Line and Smurfs:Rescue at Gragamael's Castle.

Woohoo!!! Now I'm only ONE cart away from reaching the magic 200 uniques for a single system. Thank Bira Bira!

Then I went out to the other Value Village and found...

A COOPER BLACK PIRATE CART!

This was another one not on the VGR list (so far none of my "Cooper Blacks" have been on the list).

It was titled "LASER VOLLEY". The label art is rather odd. At first I thought it was from Air Sea Battle and I was wondering if maybe the game was Air Sea Battle (which would have been disappointing, but I count "Cooper Blacks" as uniques rather than label variations so it still would have gotten me to the 200). Got it home and compaired the label art with that on Air Sea Battle and saw they were nothing alike.

The label art on the cart is a picture of a boat along the bottom (you can't see the whole boat, just the mid section), a picture of a helocopter, and in the top right corner a picture of a chubby passenger jet. They're on a blue sky, but there's lightning in the background.

What this picture has to do with the game I don't know.

The game is kind of like Scramble. It's only played in a thin strip along the top of the screen. The graphics are pretty good. There are these multi coloured force fields that open and close as you make your way down a corridore. As well there are various projectile firing devices and ships that molest you on your way.

The bottom 3/4's of the screen is readouts on Energy, Shields, etc. etc.

I only played it a bit, but it seems like a pretty fun game.

The Smurf's game was pretty neat. Not as big as I remember the Colecovision game being, but my son (who will be turning 4 this weekend) should enjoy it.

Front Line just seems a lot like Commando.

All three games seemed pretty cool ($2 for each of the Colecos and $.75 for the pirate cart) and they bring me up to the 200 point with more than a month to spare before I hit the "1 year of collecting" mark (which will be on my birthday on September 13th).

Thank you Bira Bira for blessing me with this find!

Bira Bira!




Subject: Bira Bira-ing
From: brian.hammack@rook.wa.com (Brian Hammack)

Alright, I decided to try it. I haven't picked up the picture, but the I figured the mere chanting of Bira Bira's sacred name would do some- thing for me (much like the old joke about the airplane and saying "Help me Buddha" when the 'chute doesn't open). So my test...

Control group: Went to the Goodwill distribution center, saw two Apple /// Monitors for $5 each [hiya Galen!] and two Monitor //'s unpriced. The carts department was a Combat Zone (more like a Pac Posse). I did *not* breathe Bira^2's name in this place. I found nothing.

Test group: Chanted "Bira Bira" to the tune of that college fight song "Boolah Boolah" as I walked into the St Vincent de Paul. It didn't take long to get someone's attention to hand me the cart bin (it usually takes a few minutes). Sort sort sort... passed on Slot Racer and Street Racer, picked up 2600 SW:RotJ:DSB and Fire Fighter plus O^2 KC's Krazy Chase! And the price was right, $2 for the three. Didn't see anything in the back lot I wanted though they did have three Disk]['s and a narrow Imagewriter [hello again Galen] which were name-your-price.

Confirmation: Went to my secret thrift (the one with the large-busted Hungarian girl) and though there were no 2600 carts of note, I did find five non-Commodore/Atarisoft carts for the VIC-20, being: Apple Panic and Pipes (Creative Software), Atlantis (Imagic), Attack of the Mutant Camels (HESware), and Star Trek: S.O.S. (Sega). Now THAT was good...

All eight carts are in my auction which starts in a few hours. I don't claim to be a full believer in Bira Bira yet -- maybe if I visit the two thrifts down the road and find stuff I could be converted, but that will be tomorrow's quest. Tonight I am less skeptical.




From: btomlin@crl.com (Bruce Tomlin)
Subject: Bira Bira be very-very good to me

The day started out well. I woke up before 7AM, wrote a little Vectrex demo program, got online, found out that Slackware 3.1 was *finally* released, then after sucking a lot of installation disks, I went out to go find stuff.

I also had my own manifestation of Bira Bira, in the form of a little tiki mask keychain dangly with red crystal eyes that some relatives had gotten in Hawaii back in the 80s. It had been sitting in front of my cart collection all this time, but I hadn't touched it much since I reached the plateau in my collection, so I figured he just needed some handling.

First I head out to Busseys. I found a box of Apple II stuff with a Wico joystick in it, and I just wanted the joystick, but the guy wanted to sell the whole box for $10. I wandered around and found a Dark Tower (most of the pieces in good condition, but the motor was dead and the top of the tower was *glued* on, curse MB!), and I ended up paying him $7 for both the game and the joystick.

Then I go by the computer guy's stall and pick up three boards for $10, two of which are old PC-XT boards with a pair of 27256 chips on each, and the only other board with an EPROM, which was a 2764.

Then I go up "garage sale alley" and find a woman selling a 2600 set. I managed to buy just the Sears Soccer with instructions. I asked her what she was selling the set for and she says $60. I told her she wasn't likely to get that.

I go up a bit farther and find someone selling this big old network hub that they rescued from a local building before demolition. They were asking $100 but very happily took $50. It has a board which is a 12-port 10-Base-T hub, another board which is a 16-port terminal port server, another router board which hooked up to a Codex DSU/CSU modem, and another board which seemed to be some sort of network management board. The cool thing is that even if the boards weren't obviously useful as at minimum an active 10-Base-T hub, the router board had FOUR 27C040 EPROM chips! To give you a bit of perspecitve, Sean Kelly normally only uses 27C020 chips for his multicarts. The terminal board had a pair of 27C256, a 28F256 flash, and a 1MB PCMCIA flash card with the terminal server software on it. Pretty cool, but I had to lug this boat anchor all the long way back, Bira Bira preserve me! There was also a bit of other telco equipment in with it, but nothing useful.

Then I get back in the swing of things, but all I find is some lady selling a 5200 set, a 2600 set, a ColecoVision set, and a Sega Master System with no carts. I manage to talk her out of the near-mint 2600 Time Pilot (and ColecoVision Pepper II instructions) for $4. She was wanting something like $65 for the 5200 set with four commons and sticks in dubious condition. But we've been in such a drought of pre-classic stuff, people have forgotten how little demand there is for the stuff. Besides, you're lucky to get someone to pay $40 for a basic NES set with a couple of commons these days. Anyhow, it was ER, and it was a trade-up in label condition. Praise Bira Bira! After all, because of Bira Bira, I saw more pre-crash carts for sale today than I've seen for over a year.

I hit a couple of thrift stores, only to find one had pulled a Stupid Pricer Trick: stick a bunch of crap from *four* different video game systems in one bag, then mark it at $17! Pure, unadulterated, slothful laziness, that's what that is. But it had a Sega Master System light gun, a 7800 power supply, and a 7800 F14 Tomcat in there, so I'm actually considering going for it tomorrow. (After all, I don't have a loose F-14 Tomcat, and the light gun can always be rebuilt for the 7800.) Bira Bira may sometimes be cruel, but he is always wise.

More flea marketing, and I pick up another UDS leased-line modem for two bucks. Unlike the one I got for a buck at Thrift Town the other day, this one had 2732 chips instead of 2716. I also picked up three copies of NES Dance Aerobics (two shrinkwrapped) for $8.

But Bira Bira has spoken by giving me a fruitful harvest of EPROM chips, and this is a Sign that I must write a game. (It looks like Vectrex is most likely, since that's what I have the best development environment for.)

- - -

With Bira Bira at my side, I shall not weep
Though the prices may get very steep
When I dream of the Reef Store in my sleep
If I trust in him, the carts I might keep




From: Kirk Prodzinski [kprod@infinet.com]
Subject: BIRA BIRA.. Your good, but not focused.....

Well, I'll tell of my BIRA BIRA finds this week.

At flea on trip to cleavland
1. found a colecovision roller controller mint condition $6
2. colecovision driver with gas pedal mint $6.

At Rubbish sale:
3. intellivision with 24 carts (most with 2overlays and inst)..a few rares and 2ERs $5.00
4. Commie 64 with floppy. Books, and wrapped CP/M cart with book for $2. (That cart is like huge and must be worth somthing.)

If you are wondering, the ERs were Thin Ice and Commando both with Docs.. are these like hard ERs or Easy ones ??

Another strange thing... I would rate the driving controller as prob one of the better of all the finds..next to the thing (I swear to god) was this carved spectre which resembled somthing BIRA would hold in his hand.... weird...Maybe I'll pick it up for Rubbertoe next time I go out of town..and give it to him for BIRA BIRA. :)




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA.. Your good, but not focused.....

You know, I was thinking about copyrighting the name and image of the mighty one, but then that would kinda be against the whole spirit of the thing, and thus would probably kill the power. [G] (just kidding)

Bira Bira did help me get a Fast Eddie cart today though... I was on my way to the movies and stopped off along the way just for the hell of it, and there it was. :)




From: "A.P. Hilliard" [pash@en.com]
Subject: Bira Bira comes through again!

Well, I gotta admit I was scepticle about this whole Bira Bira thing, but now I'm starting to think it works!

I was at the flea market today, roaming past rows and rows of worthless junk, finding nothing in the way of classic games. Well, I'm nearing the 2nd to last row and about ready to call it a day of finding nothing when I remember the whole Bira Bira thing! "What the heck?" I ask myself, and silently plead to 'ol Bira Bira to let me find something...

Sure enough, as I walked up to the _very next_ table I find my first Xonox double ender!! -- my first Xonox for that matter. It was Spike's Peak/Ghost Manner, and underneath it I found 5 SMS carts in boxes for $1 each! Got Space Harrier, Time Soldiers, Alex Kidd, Out Run and Pro Wrestling which rocks by the way cuz you can leave the ring and grab folding chairs to whack your opponent over the head with.

Anyway, feeling pretty good I decide to ask Bira Bira for one more good find...about two tables later I find a 5200 with 12 carts, 2 power supplies, manuals and overlays for almost every cart for -get this-$3!!!

How could I refuse? Of course it had no controllers and I don't much feel like dropping $20 on one of those lame things via the Internet just to play these games. But the 5200 stuff should at least be good trade bait. Now I just feel like a chump for passing up that Wico 5200 stick I found a few months back.

So, needless to say, I'm a believer. Now, why does this feel like one of those creepy episodes of Gilligan's Island or the Brady Bunch? Guess i just gotta shake this guilty feeling from worshipping graven images!
:)




From: Ben Strobel [ccspres@cris.com]
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA.. Your good, but not focused.....

Er, Kirk,
Don't know if it's such a good idea to supply BIRA BIRA with a weapon...if that's what it appeared to possibly be. That scenario reminds me of a hokey movie I saw on the late show not long ago...this woman got a carved BIRA BIRA-type figure from a friend, and it had a chain wrapped around its middle. The instructions said *never* to loose the chain as unimaginable horrors would be unleashed. You can figure out what happened... that little bugger came to life and stalked the woman around her apartment, sharp pointy teeth biting, sharp spear-thingy stabbing... when she wrestled the spear-thingy away, it grabbed a paring knife and continued stalking... the movie ended after it got a shot at her neck with those wicked pointy teeth... she was shown sitting at the phone, calling her mom, inviting her to come over... and when she turned around after hanging up, she smiled (read snarled) and there were all these little razor-sharp pointy teeth looking at you.

Seems to me BIRA BIRA is currently a rather benign god who deigns (count 'em, scrabble buffs, 2 'gn' words in 1 sentence!) to favor collectors because it amuses him. I hate to think what'd happen if anyone either tried messing with his head or arming him. Imagine an echoy James Earl Jones laugh eminating from him...you'd better run like hell.




From: Kirk Prodzinski [kprod@infinet.com]
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA.. Your good, but not focused.....

Kinda like that episode of the Brady bunch (cough) where they found that wooden idol and all this curse stuff followed them... I wonder if BIRA BIRA will soon need to be back in its comfy tupperware bowl back at the flea....maybe Rubbertoe's UR carts will start to die...slowly..until BIRA is again in the spiritual bowl...

HMmmmmmmmmm.




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA.. Your good, but not focused.....

Actually, I took Bira Bira back to the very thrift store he came from... not inside, mind you, but outside in the car. I went inside and the bowl was still there, but it was filled with mega-commons... lots of pacmen, combats, space invaders, and crappy m-network carts. And at 1.99 a pop, no less. There were actually many more games there now, then there was when Bira Bira was found in it, but the games there now were so common... I think that shows something...

(but, admittedly, I hit 4 thrifts that day and found nothing. Perhaps Bira was not amused that I was taking him back to his old 'hood. [G)




From: ribbit@netcom.com (Tony Mason)
Subject: Ah, Bira Bira :-)

...so much for the doubting Ribbit :)

Boxed Vectrex
Boxed 3-D Glasses
Boxed Light Pen
Boxed 3D Crazy Coaster
Boxed 3D Narrow Escape
Boxed Polar Rescue
Boxed Melody Master
...and on, and on, and on......

I WILL NEVER DOUBT AGAIN!!!!!!!!
All hail Bira Bira!!!




From: Paul Smith [rajsmith@execpc.com]
Subject: Bira-Bira's magic works in Cyberspace

Oh happy day..

Today, after scrounging around the 'net for a bit, and after visiting the Bira-Bira page (and praying to it of course), I decided to enter a chat area that I frequent and casualy bring up the subject of old video games... A few people responsed w\ the usual "yeah, in my basment somwhere". After further inqueriries, it turns out that alot of people wanted to just get rid of them. Here's what I came up with:

4 Atari 2600 systems (two of which I belive are 6 switch) About 50 common games (including doubles) 20 Uncommon\rare\ and 1 ER games.

All for 15 dollors total (from diffrent people though of course). Yeah, I know this isn't nearly as exiting as the other Bira-Bira posts, but I just had to share my joy.




From: metallik@iglou.com (Larry Scott Ii)
Subject: More Bira Bira finds..

That Bira Bira must be boosting everyone's luck.. I only thought of him (her? it?) once or twice, and still had some decent luck this past week.. Between the usual thrift route and the local fleas, I got:

More Intelly games.. best being Kool Aid Man (complete) .. I now have almost 70 Intelly carts.. and I've only played about 10 of them. Before you scream "Plastic box collector!" let me explain: I'm saving them.. Dunno exactly why.. but I am intentionally putting off playing these games until I get completely in the mood.. then it's going to be Intellivision-fest for a week! It'll be a blast going through huge amounts of classic games I've never played before..

A complete original Wizardry I (Proving Grounds) .. in the cool black box with reflective red and green writing. Now just to hook up a 5.25" floppy.. Got this for $1

A complete original Zork I ($2) .. these are cool really just for the manuals and boxes.. (the game can be had in the Infocom pack)

NES Bubble Bobble, Gumshoe, Venice Beach Volleyball, and Sqoon for $4 ea. What the hell is a Sqoon?

SMS Rastan, Ghost House, Alf and Shinobi for $2 ea

My first Panda 2600 cart: Stunt Man. No main label.. do Panda carts have main labels, and if so, anyone have a scan online?

Snoop and the Red Baron LP.. TEN TWENTY THIRTY FORTY FIFTY or MORE! A steal at 50 cents..!

Not a bad week.. It's definitly nice to have varied interests when hunting.. you can usually find *something* .. ;)




From: mezmaron@twd.net (Stacy J. Dunkle)
Subject: Re: Ah, Bira Bira :-)

Ah, yes. That Bira Bira certainly does seem to work. Heck, I found all you really need to do is THINK the words "Bira Bira", and you get results! Here's what I got at the fleas Sunday:

2600:
Lost Luggage
Basic Programming
Star Strike
China Syndrome
Sky Jinks
Swordquest: Fireworld
all with manuals!

5200:
RS Baseball
H.E.R.O.
Pitfall II
Frogger II: Threedeep!

INTV:
Ice Trek(picture label)
Safecracker(silver label)
Sub Hunt
AD&D: Treasure of Tarmin

I also found a non-working Microvision... All carts were $1/piece except for the 5200's and Microvision, which I payed $2/piece for.

Sure, these finds may not seem all that great to many of you, but you don't know my area(South Central PA). The fleas around here have been pretty much dry for the last two summers! I didn't even think I'd find anything at all!

All hail Bira Bira!




From: Scott Cherven [scherven@skidmore.edu]
Newsgroups: rec.games.video.classic

I am starting to think that the great Bira Bira has been mistaken as the Atari God, and is really the God of Vectrex.

Long Live BIRA BIRA!!!




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: Bira Bira Brady Bunch Episode on today

I wonder if Bira Bira is going to be in the new "The Brady Bunch Goes to Hawaii" movie that's comming out later this month.

Bira Bira just blessed me the other day with a Real Sports Soccer. (Now I've got all the Real Sports titles except Basketball, of course).

Maybe his blessings are a promotion for his upcoming movie?

Bira Bira!




From: Justin Jernigan [jus10j@worldnet.att.net]
Subject: new bira bira find

what a dry summer....I have up to my ears in combat cartridges, and thrifts who believe that even a combat is worth $4.00....

So I explained to my girlfriend my reading about Bira Bira...she said she would ask Bira Bira for a find on our thrift outing....

we hit new thrifts in a new town, our find: 2 combats...blah!

wait, what is this! an Atari Stunt Cycle...in box...very clean... get it home...doesnt work! WAIT! just a bad power supply! It WORKS!




From: KingGK@aol.com [Lee Kruger]
Subject: Thank you, Bira Bira, for your guidance and kindness

Silly little story for you:

Last Saturday, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I had a Smurf game for the Colecovision. After having to explain what a Colecovision was, she was determined to play that Smurf game, so lucky me, I had to go dig in the garage for the old Coleco and set it up. While I was doing that, I came across my 5200 and 7800 and figured I might as well dig those out and test 'em, see if they still work. After an evening of cleaning dirty carts (yuck!) and playing plenty of great games, I wanted to see if there were lists available of all the old games for those systems, just to get an idea of what I had compared to what was made. Hoo boy. After seeing VGR's comprehensive 2600 list, I started to build my own little database of what I had, it's relative scarcity, and what I need. About that time I basically decided I needed as many old games as I could get my hands on, be it from swap meets, yard sales, over the net, or whatever. Then a couple days ago I shuffled into RGVC for the first time and and saw all of these references to Bira Bira. My first reaction was "what are these goofs babbling about?". But I figured what the hell, if it brings them luck, then God bless 'em. Then yesterday I saw your post about the Bira Bira homepage and figured I might as well see what all the hubbub is about. After reading your initial post and seeing the photos, I decided to give Bira Bira a try. So this morning I set out to see what Bira Bira had waiting for this spudboy, and here's what I found:

2600 carts-space canyon, circus atari, congo bongo, millipede, human cannonball, fast food, crystal castles, dig dug, skiing, planet patrol, star raiders, swordquest earthworld, venture, warlords, and space invaders

colecovision carts-popeye, root beer tapper, mr do's castle, defender, centipede, burgertime, and q*bert

not to mention 2 2600 joysticks that work perfectly, a coleco joysick adapter (the # pad that 2600 sticks plug into), and manuals for over half the above games (I even got manuals for games I didn't find today!)

And I got all that for $17.00!!

But Bira Bira was also cruel in a way...I lost a $10 bill (I suspect Bira Bira took this as my initiation fee) and he didn't give me the guidance to avoid bad swap meet soda (ooh, my stomach!). But with the good comes the bad. I haven't any regrets except that Bira Bira led me to more 2600 games than I can afford!! (I was forced to pass up about 20 games I didn't have at $1.00 each. None were too spectacular, but I did not have them, therefore I must get more money and go back for them).

Hopefully Bira Bira will some day lead me to the Strawberry Shortcake game, because my girlfriend likes her even more than the Smurfs. :(

Again, thank you for providing the wonder that is Bira Bira, and hopefully my weekend mornings will continue to be bountiful from this point on.




Subject: VECTREX FIND! (was Japanese version of Bira-Bira found)
From: Ben Strobel [ccspres@cris.com]

I truly believe in the power of Bira-Bira. Yesterday on IRC I publicly denounced Mr. Friendly, calling him the 'bad idol', and 'Bad for cart hunting and thrifting' in a conversation with Ant Chapman. I also had a discussion with my mom, in which I said, 'The only system I'm missing now that I really want is a Vectrex'...this morning, I went and looked at Crackers' Bira-Bira beating the crap out of Mr. Friendly pic (very cool, Crackers), once again praising the power and glory of Bira-Bira. Then, about noon, I go out garage saling for the first time in months. I look around at about 30 sales, nada except a TRaSh -80 with about 400 disks, 2 drives, a lot of books for $20. Then, at the last sale I go to, I found IT. My brother was with me, and as I said, we hadn't found ANYTHING. We go up to this house, and my brother starts digging through a box of books. I looked in a box of toys , nothing interesting. Then, while my brother was still digging in the box of books, I walked ionnto the garage. There, in the corner, was a hardwired Odyssey^2 unit with The Voice, PS, switchbox, and eleven games. System w/Voice was $20, carts were $5 each, or everything for $30. (? Huh ? Five dollars a cart or all for $10 if you buy the system?) Anyway, I did through, there are a couple of cool looking voice carts, a few others I need. Pocket Billiards and Type and Tell were the coolest ones there. Anyway, I told my brother to come over, and he pushed me outta the way to look through the carts. As I already got an O^2 with The Voice for $1 earlier this week (Heh!), I decided not to go for it at $20. I looked around for something else to play with while I waited for my brother, and then I saw IT. It was under a basket of silk flowers; a MINT Vectrex, with three cartridges, one controller. I IMMEDIATELY pushed the person next to me away from the silverware on the table, and dove on the Vectrex. I grabbed it up, got the carts, turned around and grunted, 'Roygetoverhere' to my brother. As he turned around, I looked down at the price tag-$20 for all. Hehehehehe! So he turns around and freaks out, but manages to hold it in enough so as not to make the people withdraw the Vectrex from the sale. Between us we have about $18.25, so that's what we offer for the Vectrex. The woman jumps at the money, then cackles like she's taken us to the cleaners...little does she know...;) Just then, she mentions to her son that 'There's another tape under the lawnmower, isn't there? And one of those clear thingies for on the screen?' He's like, 'Oh, yeah' and goes under the table and lawnmower to get the cart...and grabs the overlay from on top of the table. 'Here ya go' Heh, heh. I got:

MINT Vectrex, in full working order, no screen burn in, scratches, DIRT, nothin' Controller, fully working Built in Mine Storm game Star Trek: The Motion Picture cart (the one under the lawnmower) Heads Up cart Berzerk cart SpinBall cart w/overlay

Hehe! So I finally got a Vectrex! Looking to trade for more carts now, especially Rip-Off...ALL HAIL AND PRAISE BIRA-BIRA!




From: cbartz@ugc.com (Chris Bartz)
Subject: More Bira Bira

I would like to add my confirmation of the little totem's powers. I finally got around to viewing his highness before lunch and returned with my first Tomy Tutor setup -- complete with 8 carts including Scramble, Jungler and Pooyan! All hail the the wooden man!




From: rworne@primenet.com (Robert Worne)
Subject: Re: Bira Bira comes through again! or: I was Sumguy for a day!

Bira Bira works at my local flea, which usually has squat in the way of carts/systems, however I hit the motherload (for someone just starting out collecting) after chanting his name this morning:

2600 carts:
Tutankham
Armour Ambush
Congo Bongo (Mint!)
Pele's Soccer
Wizard of Wor
ST: Empire Strikes Back
Atlantis
Barnstorming
Miner 2049'er (Mint!)
Space Attack
Q-bert
Pitfall!
Combat (it was part of the deal, only my 3rd)
Street Racer
Dodge'em

With a Working 2600 (4-switch and joys)

1 Wico Command Control Joystick
1 Wico Joystick "The Boss"

1 Colecovision w/two working controllers

River Raid
Pitfall!
Wargames
DK
DK Jr.
S.A. Baseball (no controllers!)
Bump 'n' Jump
Centipede
Zaxxon
Ladybug
Ken Uston BJ/Poker w/Overlays.
Mousetrap

Total bill for the all above $28.00

I was so high, I coulda bought the O^2 that has been there for the past few months, but the guy wasn't there today...




From: kcassidy@zoomnet.net (William Cassidy)
Subject: Almost great finds... by BIRA BIRA

Today when visiting the same thrift, I made sure to call on BIRA BIRA before going in. I walked in and shot a quick glance at where the carts are kept, but didn't see anything. So I went to the shelves where they keep the consoles.. saw nothing but the same broken down INTV 1 system and bare computers that usually have a few keys missing. I thought BIRA BIRA had failed me, and then I saw it. An unusual black cardboard box--I thought it was for one of the computers at first, until I read what was printed on the box: MICROVISION! I was especially excited, since I've been intrigued by this nifty device recently, and had really wanted to get one. Inside the box, the inside of which was apparently used as a scatching post by a cat, was a Microvision unit with Block Buster cart inserted, and Block Buster's instructions.

All hail BIRA BIRA!




From: jvmatthe@unity.ncsu.edu (John Vivian Matthews)
Subject: Bira Bira is a false god

I just wanted to say that this summer I found a box of 7800,2600,and Intellivision games near my apartment at a "junk" sale and when I got home there was a little black idol in the bottom of the box. I let it sit on the table for a while until my wife told me to throw it away and after I did I found my E.T Go Home pirate cartridge and a Star Wars:TAG. I didn't find much while I had the little idol, but shortly after I threw it away, I found those two neat-o cartridges. I just thought I would throw this in.

And you know how logic works...one example proves your hypothesis.




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: Bira Bira is a false god

Well, that little black idol was obviously not a manifestation of Bira Bira and was, infact a manifestation of Mr. Friendly the Anti-Bira.

You see there is always a logical answer to everything.

Ridding your house of this manifestation of Mr. Friendly greatly pleased Bira Bira and he blessed you with a find of E.T. Go Home (pirate) and Star Wars:TAG.

Mr. Friendly doesn't always take his cutesy Shmoo form. Sometimes he will try to pass himself off as Bira Bira type idol.

If you pick up an idol and find nothing in a few weeks then you know you've been duped into accepting a manifestation of Mr. Friendly. If you are, on the otherhand, blessed with a good find then you have found a manifestation of Bira Bira and are truly blessed.

If you find a Mr. Friendly manifestation the proper way to dispose of it is to tie it and an OC cartridge to a rock and throw it into the nearest large body of water. This will cleanse your house of any residual negative Mr. Friendly energy.

Be careful. Mr. Friendly is a trickster. He will take on different forms to fool you.




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)

Subject: Re: Bira Bira is a false god

But I would bet that the idol was not *thee* Bira Bira. You chose to worship a cart idol that was not Bira Bira, and brought the results on yourself.




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Re: Bira Bira is a false god

Chris Cracknell (ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca) wrote:
: Mr. Friendly doesn't always take his cutesy Shmoo form.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL! :)


: If you find a Mr. Friendly manifestation the proper way to dispose of it is
: to tie it and an OC cartridge to a rock and throw it into the nearest
: large body of water. This will cleanse your house of any residual negative
: Mr. Friendly energy.

This sounds reasonable... and good thing I have a lake nearby. I wonder what would happen if I found a manifestation of Mr Friendly, and sat him on my monitor here next to Bira Bira. I'd think the powers of Bira Bira would always win, but I would be a bit hesitant to put it to the test. :)




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: Bira Bira is a false god

Bira Bira will ALWAYS triumph over Mr. Friendly in any of his diabalical forms, however, the energy discharge from the battle might not be too healthy for your monitor. Best to lock them in a room with nothing valuable inside it.

Bira Bira!




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: GREED and Bira Bira! (theory)

I have seen many post lately, about how people are having really nice finds, but then going dry later. And it seems that more and more, the blame is going to Bira Bira. What is it? Do you all expect Bira Bira to provide for you every time to go thrifting? Do you expect him to provide you with unlimited ERs? I think that maybe Bira Bira can tell who is just using him, and who really appreciates him. Those of us like myself, and Crackers will definitely reap the rewards in the long run. Fools are those who turn to the evil ways of Mr Friendly.




From: kinggus@ix.netcom.com(Timothy F Krueger)
Subject: Re: GREED and Bira Bira! (theory)

Anyway, here's the way I view it: Do you want Bira Bira, who seems to be very pissed off all the time (just look at the guy), or do you want Mr. Friendly, an apparent nitrous oxide freak who is obviously sitting on his joystick. Who would win in a fist fight? Please.

Don't be fooled by Johnny-come-latelys: Bira Bira is where it's at. I can't even count how many games he has gotten me for FREE in the last couple of weeks.

All Hail Bira Bira!

F-You Mr. Friendly!




From: metallik@iglou.com (Larry Scott Ii)
Subject: Re: GREED and Bira Bira! (theory)

: Larry,


: I don't think you have to limit this comment to the newcomers.... but
: that's exactly what I'd expect from someone who worships the false idol Bira
: Bira. I'm not a devotee of the Mr. Friendly cult either (although I will
: support his followers just to tweak the Birational types), don't get me wrong.
: I am part of the West Coast cult known as the BAVE Day Adventists.

Hey.. didn't you read in the group charter "thou shalt not persecute someone over Classic Idol Belief" ..?? Anyway, I got some of my best finds this summer after reading about Bira Bira.. I shall put Mr. Friendly to the test and keep him and him only in my mind during my next thrifting run. If he doesn't deliver, he's outta there.. (war's hell in the Idol department ;)




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA can BYTE me. Mr Friendly ???????

In article [3220D12F.759A@infinet.com], Kirk Prodzinski [kprod@infinet.com] wrote:
]Ok, so yesterday and today I totally forgot about BIRA, BIRA..didn;t think of him or
]anything. Until early today After I found.
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Havn't you heard the old Cart Hunter's Prayer?

"Bira Bira, I may be to busy to remember you today, but please don't forget about me."

Bira Bira remembered you even when you wern't thinking of him.

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]Now the BIRA point here is this.
]After my early morning pigs,etc find this AM, I though of BIRA and whispered his name.
]After that and a long day...nothing.. Its a curse, or BIRA is horseshi*.
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Bira Bira had already blessed you. Whispering his name was the least you could do in thanks.

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]Whats with this Mr. Friendly guy. Who is responsible, and where are the pics ??
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Mr. Friendly is the Anti-Bira. He plays upon the doubts in your minds or as he says (he steals in your mind) and he leads you to doom. Before you know it you will be one of his dollar store zombies, paying Mr. Friendly 50 yen for an "etiquette brush".

Repent now and embrace Bira Bira before it is too late.

If you want to see who Mr. Friendly is there is a link to the Bira Bira webpage off my webpage.




From: Colin Woodbridge [colin.woodbridge@uk.sun.com]
Subject: The Power Of Bira Bira is Worldwide!! (but has he foresaken me??)

Hi,

As a relatively new collector, I'm open to trying anything that's likely to improve my chances of getting some good finds, so with this in mind, I carry a colour print of Crackers' 3 in 1 Bira Bira composite whenever I'm on the hunt. Up till Sunday, Bira Bira seems to have been ignoring my pleas for help, but I kept the faith, said a few silent "oh Bira Bira please help me"'s, and was grandly rewarded.

I went to one of my usual car boot sales, and the first thing I picked up was a 7800 Karateka and a 2600 Galaxian, both in reasonable condition. "Thankyou Bira Bira, how about something a little bit more substantial next time" I silently said.

And he came thru! Just around the corner, a boxed Fairchild Channel F (known as the Grandstand Video Entertainment System in the UK), complete with boxed Videocarts 1,3,12,13 & 17. The boxes are a bit rough, but the carts are all in mint condition, and all instructions are mint, plus all waranty cards (inc the system one) were there. "Oh Thankyou exalted Bira Bira" was my next communication with the mighty one.

Just as I was going to head off home, I turned one last corner and spied a slightly familair box at the back of one stall. Closer inspection revealed a boxed, German version Colecovision, box is mint, console is mint. Included in the price, 10 carts, Space Panic, Mouse Trap (inc overlay), Space Fury, Carnival, Donkey Kong, Gorf, Cosmic Avenger, Zaxxon, Mr Do!, and Lady Bug. All carts are the German release of the game, and come complete with German language labels. All are absolutely mint, although none are boxed, and I only got the instructions for Mouse Trap (but they're German as well, so not much good to me).

Cost of total finds, £11. Not a bad haul if I say so myself.

So, after again thanking Bira Bira profusely, I took my stuff home to test it out.

The Fairchild F/Grandstand works perfectly, no problems at all. Games are pretty poxy though; still, pretty good for their time.




From: kcassidy@zoomnet.net (William Cassidy)
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA - How should I sacrifice my COMBATS ???

This got me speculating as to the true nature of Bira Bira's power. Crackers has suggested that Bira Bira is the guardian of the mystic and sacred Reef Store, which exists in the realm of our dreams and houses untold quantities of ERs, URs, and NRs. Only the power of Bira Bira can cause these treasures to depart from the Eternal Reef Store to manifest themselves in our reality. Thrift stores and flea markets and boot sales and other places are merely our plane's reflections of the Reef Store, and they are connected by the power of Bira Bira. Invoking Bira's name can sometimes cause the aforementioned ERs and URs to appear in your local thrift store; why couldn't it work both ways? Couldn't Bira Bira take your OCs from a thrift TO the Reef Store? Perhaps, any offering (of say, a Combat cart) you leave IN a thrift store can be taken by Bira Bira back to the Reef Store, where it can be transmuted into something more valuable. I have noticed that even the Combats have been disappearing from my favorite thrift since I began calling on Bira Bira. I believe he may be using them to open the void between ours and the Reef Store's dimensions, forging a path for more ER's to enter! So why not "sacrifice" your Combats and Pac-Mans by donating them to a bunch of thrift stores? Hopefully, Bira Bira will smile on your generosity!

If that fails, just follow Atari's lead and take 'em to New Mexico...




From: Ben Strobel [ccspres@cris.com]
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA - How should I sacrifice my COMBATS ???

Kirk Prodzinski wrote:
] I am planning a ceremonial (sp?) sacrifice of several combat carts to the great
] BIRA..he will probably also get a few pac-mans.
] Can someone please reccomend the best way to do this ? Since there are no volcanos in
] the mid-west.. I cannot throw them down the throat..

This worked for me: To thank Bira Bira on the day I found my Vectrex, my 30 yr.-old brother, my mom and I took a Star Raiders cart (this is }my{ OC) outside onto the sidewalk in front of the house and did the following: (no lie, we really did this!)

1) Sacrifice the cart using the ceremonial hammer, save chip for trophy belt
2) Burn the remains
3) Drop to knees and speak in foreign tongues, kowtowing and praising his name
4) Do the Dance of Joy around the bier

During the next 10 days, I found 7 ER-IR carts, a ton of R's, filled in many gaps in my U's and C's. Things have slowed down a tad the last few days, so this may indicate the need for the ritual to be repeated in a fortnight. Notice the absence of a smiley in this post...I am }not{ kidding!

strobe
All praise the Most High Bira Bira!




From: Justin Jernigan [jus10j@worldnet.att.net]
Subject: BIRA BIRA...I LOVE YOU MAN

Just when you think all the Bira brag post are over....Friday after work I stopped off at the local thrift...7800 carts...wow, a Food Fight, needed that..but not without punishment (must have been for bad Bira Bira thoughts)...looks like this thrift has aquired a Shrink Wrap machine...6 carts, shrunk together...$4....of course its like 5 combats and a Food Fight...but what the heck...it was worth it...

Friday night must have produced good BIRA karma, Saturday while hitting the thrifts/flea markets..i see the typical SEGA/SNES carts...and a few intellivision carts blended in....COOL--SEWER SAM and BLOCKADE RUNNER...boxed with instructions....so after shelling out the $4 for both, I ask the guy, any 2600 stuff? "OH YEAH, big suitcase full..."

Managed to dig out a Montezumas Revenge and MOGUL MANIAC....so of course I am excited and out of money...I hit the ATM and head back for his second suitcase....blah all pac man, space invaders...I must have been greedy...but wait...Colecovision mixed in with the mess? XONOX Sir Lancealot, and Robin Hood, and Frogger Threedeep....

Not a bad day...Thank you BIRA....




From: kinggus@ix.netcom.com(Timothy F Krueger)
Subject: Re: Struck it Rich! Praise Be To BIRA BIRA

Bira Bira made me a happy guy this week. I picked up an Intellivision with Intellivoice, an Intellivision II (those controllers suck!), a system changer, about 20 Intellivision games (with books & overlays), and 4 2600 carts for $20. And to top it all off, everything worked!

Praise be to Bira Bira.....he rewards those who believe......




From: macker@akamail.com (macker)
Subject: Re: BIRA BIRA

Truly this is a worthy cause, might you enlighten me as to the great Bira Bira (sp?)... truly there must be none higher than him and that's why his greatness escapes me, for I am not as high as him.




From: tiltonj@erols.com (Jay Tilton)
Subject: Careful what you ask of Bira Bira; he might be listening.

I set out for a Saturday's usual hunting with low expectations. It'd been two weeks since I'd found anything much, which I attributed to the holiday weekend and Fran clobbering the area. As I pulled into the flea, I remembered I've been shamefully neglectful of Bira Bira, so I did a quick Hail Bira, sung a few bars of the hymn I wrote, and chanted His name a few times. It must have worked, because only His divine influence could have gotten me all the cool shit I found.

I got a "Spaghetti-ball" box. You know. It's that big box with maybe one or two interesting items near the top, but evertyhing else is either tangled up in or hidden by an enormous knot of cords. Rather than dump it all out there and then, you buy the whole thing to sort through later. A gamble, yes, but it can pay off, which it did for me *in spades.* This box contained:
1. Colecovision with PS (works), three standard controllers, and a wicked-cool aftermarket controller--Suncom Joy-Sensor.
2. Intellivision console (dirty, but works). Finally got one!
3. Sears Super-Pong IV with all four paddles (yet untested).
4. 2600 jr. (a bit mangled, but i can at least use some pieces to revive another).
5. 2600 Controller assortment (sticks, paddles, touchpads). Most intersting of these are an Amiga Joyboard, and a stick *very* much like a Tron stick, except it's black and has a second fire button on the top of the handle. No clue on the manufacturer of this one.
6. Power supply assortment. Yay! Now each of my 5200's has its own PS.
7. Carts: Five OC 2600's, 2600 Space Shuttle, CoCo Checkers
8. 2600 Supercharger. Hooray! I've wanted to do Bob Colbert's hack for a while, but didn't want to risk wrecking my only Superchager. This one's going under the knife.
9. And . . . {drum roll} . . . a friggin Masterplay 5200 Interface!! Or should I say, *another* Masterplay. Bwahaha! {shameless gloating!}

Next stop got me another Commodore 1702 monitor. It came with a C64 and disk drive in dubious condition (beware hardware that's missing every screw that held it together), but all I was really intersted in there was the monitor, which works superbly. Oddly (though understandably), he had thrown six VIC-20 carts in with the C64 setup, five of which I didn't have.

Next was the Goodwill where I spotted a Turbo Grafx 16 setup last week. No price sticker on it at that time, but the lady told me $25, so I took a pass. Today it was in the display case and had a price sticker. I'm not telling how much I paid, except it was far less than the price I was originally quoted. So much so that I thought it was a typo at first, but I wasn't going to argue.

Another two thrifts were pure Combat zone. I was kind of relieved, since I couldn't keep up the established spending pace.

Stopped at another thrift store where I had never seen a single blessed cart. This time I asked the kid working the electronics section if they had any Atari games. He looked thoroughly amazed that anybody would ask. Said nobody ever seemed interested in it, so they stopped wasting time checking any of it out and pricing it. He dragged box after box out of the back room for me to peruse. New additions to my collection: 2600 Congo Bongo, Atari Video Cube, Zaxxon, and Spider-Man; INTV Tennis, Q*bert. They had a fistful of 5200 carts, but nothing new to me (*sigh*), but I grabbed another Miner 2049'er for tradebait. Also snagged two standard 5200 sticks (untested), and *two* 5200 Wico sticks, one with the keypad. {more gloating}

Damn. That's the best day I've had in a long time. So good I had to curtail the day's hunting because I'd run out of cash.




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: Careful what you ask of Bira Bira; he might be listening.

Bira Bira must be pleased in his new home. You've been truly blessed.

I went out today for a quick run and came home with a greyscale VGA monitor. So now another one of my poor, monitorless Atari STs has a monitor (albeit monochrome).




From: alnsmthe@crl.com (Jesse Skeen)
Subject: more PROOF Bira Bira works!(non-cart find)

I am grateful to the people who have discovered Bira Bira, I feel that he has been sending me signals for a long time, now I know what they are. My main reason for going to thrifts is for CED videodiscs, which are often hard to come by. Even though I have over 900 of them I still get excited when I see ones in a store!

So anyways, I have a few minutes to kill before work so I have just enough time to go to an out of the way store that I don't go to very often (last time I went I got Star Wars the Arcade Game for Colecovision!!) I thought of Bira Bira while going through the front doors. I head for the record section, and right away I see the beautiful sight of the CED caddies sticking up over the records in front of them. (Thrift stores almost always keep these with the records because nobody knows what the hell they are.) I flip past 3 I already have, and find, in stereo, the cheesy Japanese animated version of "The Wizard of Oz" (with the girl who played "Annie" as the voice of Dorothy). This looks unmercifully bad, making it a must-see in my book. After that I find- "The Adventures of Robin Hood," not the commonly found RCA version, but the one from CBS/Fox Video that is in dual language format! You get to hear it dubbed in Spanish if you select audio B on your player, and if you have one of the older manually-controlled stereo players you can actually play this in true stereo and hear the English soundtrack from the front and the Spanish from the rear channels on your Dolby system! This was the first "featured" disc on the "CED Magic" web page. They also had the "Mickey" volume of the Disney Limited Gold Edition series, but I've already got it, but that would've been a hulluva find otherwise. I checked the game cart section next and all they had this time was the usual common 2600's, but still not a bad trip at all. I even got to work in time too! This has made me forever a believer, and shows that Bira Bira also aids the preservation of this failed video format as well as game cartridges. (Sorry if I bored anyone by getting a little off topic!)




From: "Matthew Brockman" [sawdust@thepoint.net]
Subject: Bira^2 Comes Through at Thrift

I thought about Bira Bira before going out and at a local thrift store made a great find. (at least for me)

I got the following loose 2600 carts:
Tron Deadly Discs
Basic Programming (what controller do I need for this? the same as for Codebreaker?)
Othello
Fast Eddie
Space Cavern
Basketball (atari)
Armor Ambush
Championship Soccer (atari, text)
Target Fun 27 (red lettering, did red come before gold lettering on the Sears carts?)

Plus, C64 carts: Kickman, Omega Race, and a labelless cart.

(and a tape of Fine Young Cannibals (The Raw and the Cooked)) :-)

All for $1.01 ea.

What do you think?




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Bira Bira is happy again!! (finds - 9/21)

Well, I was sort of hesitant to pass Bira Bira along to another collector, but I see now that it was the right thing to do. When I first got Bira, for many weeks I had several nice finds... then slowly, it started to stop... to the point where I hadn't found *anything* for about a month. That's when I decided to pass Bira Bira on to another.

Well, only a short week or so after doing this, I have had a great day of hunting. I haven't had a chance to list everything yet, but I can sum up what I got today... for a grand total of slightly under 30 bucks:

7800 System w/ps, and two controllers - as of yet, untested (crossed fingers)
30 to 35 2600 carts, including: Gopher, Egoomania, Sprintmaster, Lost Luggage Kool Aid Man, Crossbow, Raquetball...
Two boxxed INTV carts Tron Solar Sailer and Bomb Squad...
Two Donkey Kong LED game watches
One Starfox LED game watch.

Like I said, I haven't had a chance to examine these puppies yet, but everything looks really nice... and to top it off, I also found some cassettes that I had been wanting, and for only .25 a piece:

Cyndi Lauper - She's so Unusual
BBD - Poison
(.50 a piece and shrinkwrapped:)
Artch - Sake of Mankind
Fear of God - Within the Veil
Cryptic Slaughter - Speak your Peace
Intruder - Psycho Savant




From: snapsnar@pobox.com (Snap Snare)
Subject: Found: My first UR! Praise be to Bira Bira.

Yippie!!! After searching for soooo long, I've finally found my first UR cart. It's Shuttle Orbiter by Avalon Hill, in realy good shape! I paid $2 at a kind of pawn/junk shop near my house. Before I went into the store, I hailed the mightly Bira Bira, and he must have been well pleased with me!

Does anyone know much about this game? I haven't seen it in any auctions, and although I'm definitely NOT interested in parting with it, I'd be interested in how it ranks with the other UR carts (is this the most common of the most uncommon?).

PRAISE BIRA BIRA!!!




From: Justin Jernigan [jus10j@worldnet.att.net]
Subject: Re: Found: My first UR! Praise be to Bira Bira.

After asking Bira I recently found Shuttle Orbiter also. (like 2 weeks ago) -- It seems as thought any Avalon Hill game is quite a find, however I think London Blitz may be harder to find, even though it is just ER. Wish I wouldnt have traded mine....




From: jimn8@netcom.com (Jim Nitchals)
Subject: Re: Is Bira Bira considered praying to false prophets? Satan?

Steve Totschek [tcbconst@airmail.net] wrote:
] By praying to Bira Bira are you aligning yourself with Satan? Get you
] kicked out of Heaven? Maybe you might find a Quadrun one day, but then
] some other horrible thing like a Electro Magnetic Pulse going off in
] your house might befall you. Just a thought :)

I see it like this: Bira Bira is already being parodied through the Macarena song. This puts the little idol on the same playing field as la chupacabra... imaginary, kind of fun, even a party animal.

The moment someone *actually* sacrifices a Combat or Pacman cart, it's time to start a soc.support group or something.

Someone rmgroup soc.support.chupacabra now please, come to think of it!

:)

- Jim




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: Is Bira Bira considered praying to false prophets? Satan?

In article [324eb390.1503647@news.airmail.net], tcbconst@airmail.net (Steve Totschek) wrote:
] By praying to Bira Bira are you aligning yourself with Satan?
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Bira Bira? Nah!

Now praying to Mr. Friendly (The Anti-Bira) on the other hand... well...

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] Get you kicked out of Heaven?
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Heaven, shmeaven! When I suffer terminal Bit-Rot I want to got to the Reef Store.

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] Maybe you might find a Quadrun one day, but then
] some other horrible thing like a Electro Magnetic Pulse going off in
] your house might befall you. Just a thought :)
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Well, if you want to avoid the dangers of EMP then the best thing to do is to avoid playing with thermal nuclear devices while indoors.

Nuclear warheads can be great fun, but always remember to play safe.




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: Is Bira Bira considered praying to false prophets? Satan?

In article [jimn8DyHEIq.4vw@netcom.com], jimn8@netcom.com (Jim Nitchals) wrote:


] I see it like this: Bira Bira is already being parodied through the
] Macarena song. This puts the little idol on the same playing field as
] la chupacabra... imaginary, kind of fun, even a party animal.
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Well, he hasn't quite yet achieved La Chupacabra status yet. When non-collectors know who he is and what he's about then he'll have made his debut into folk icon society.

Hmmmm.... maybe somebody needs to contact the World Weekly News and get them to do a story on Bira Bira.

"Whacky Internet Cult. Atari Collectors Worship Bira Bira."

"Bira Bira's Face Seen In Clouds Over Sunnyvale California."

"Bira Bira Saves Game Collector From Being Crushed By Truck Load Of ET Carts"

"Bira Bira And Elvis Seen Performing Together At Vegas Club."

"Teenage Cartridge Collector Says: 'I'm Carrying Bira Bira's Baby'."

"Bira Bira Battles Mr. Friendly In Skys Over Texas."

"Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, La Chupacabra and Bira Bira seen partying on Sunset Boulevard with Clinton's Alien Prostitute."




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Re: Is Bira Bira considered praying to false prophets? Satan?

I'm not too worried, since Bira Bira is still bringing me goodies. Just today he brought me a couple more of those neat little Donkey Kong game/watches and a few semi-rare carts. And I wasn't even looking that hard... I guess Bira is happy after his trip to Canada. [G]




From: kinggus@ix.netcom.com(Timothy F Krueger)
Subject: Bira Bira and Tuhavi: Tag Team Champions of the World!

Hello everyone in video game land!

First off, I'll start with my conception of the power of Bira Bira. It seems to me that there is a power that guides and watches over all of us who look for classic video games. Bira Bira is a magnet for this power, and he grants those who acknowledge him good finds for their faith in him. He has worked for me many times, and I've no doubt I will continue to benefit from his power. However, recent events have led me to believe that Bira Bira is not the only spirit that can channel this power. (And no, I'm not talking about that limp dicked pantywaist Mr. Friendly. He's a whole other story. But I digress). A few weeks ago, I found a little totem I bought on a trip to the Grand Canyon that has more than a passing resemblance to Bira Bira. I set him on a shelf, but didn't think much of it. The following weekend, on my way out the door to check out some thrifts, my eye caught the little fellow. I gave him a thumbs up (hey, why not?), made silent prayer to Bira Bira, and set out on my day. I had much better luck than I had had in a while. But I still wasn't sold. I didn't want to anger Bira Bira by not placing faith in him, so I just chalked it up to coincidence. The next week rolled around, and on the way out the door I gave the little guy the thumbs up, praised Bira Bira, and headed out. I found 3 working 5200s, lots of INTV carts, and just a bunch of stuff I needed. At this point I was fairly convinced that Bira Bira and this guy were working together to get me stuff. The next week rolls around (at this point the little guy has taken a position of honor atop my monitor) and before heading out I run my finger along the feather on the little guys head and ask Bira Bira for a good day. What did I find at the swap meet that day? A shrinkwrapped copy of Custer's Revenge for just $3.00. At this point I am absolutely sold. I also for the first time found out the name of the little guy. (It never occured to me to look for a name). There it was, on the base: Tuhavi!

I have had quite good luck by calling upon the powers of Bira Bira and Tuhavi in tandem. They seem to work quite well as a tag team on my behalf. In the last 3 days I have found the following:

2600 - Cosmic Commuter, Alien, Megaforce, Fast Eddie, Title Match, Coco Nuts (2 of it), River Raid II, Star Trek, M.A.D., Gangster Alley, and a whole bunch of others I needed

Colecovision - Mr. Do (2 of it), Pitstop, Time Pilot, Victory, War Games, Jungle Hunt (whoohoo), Star Trek (whoohoohoo!), and a few others I needed

Vectrex - Berzerk (shrinkwrapped), Blitz! (shrinkwrapped), Rip Off (Shrinkwrapped), Armor Attack (w/ box & overlay), and Scramble

Intellivision - AD&D shrinkwrapped

and a swell chicken doll among tons of other things!

Now, I certainly don't want to upset any Bira Bira purists out there...I absolutely believe in his power and he still continues to reward me. However, I firmly believe in the fact that he isn't the only deity out there able to harness this power for the good of loyal gamers everywhere.

I also don't expect any converts. I'm not saying Tuhavi won't work for anybody else, I'm just saying I don't want to get blasted because he didn't grant you a Good Luck Charlie Brown prototype when you called upon him on a whim. Bira Bira doesn't look kindly on people who call upon him just as a goof, and I doubt Tuhavi would appreciate it either.

Thank you for listening. And a big thank you to the twin towers of game hunting, Bira Bira and Tuhavi, for the treasures they bestow upon me for being a swell guy.

Good night.




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Re: Bira Bira and Tuhavi: Tag Team Champions of the World!

Great post, man! [G] Great finds too... I think it is very possible for there to be other idols of gaming, or, what I think is even more possible... (probably because I am biased, having given the actual Bira Bira idol a home for a few months) I think maybe the "spirit" of Bira Bira can be channeled into other things that bring people good luck. Perhaps there is an even greater force that has given Bira Bira his power, and has also given it to other idols... hell, I don't know. [G]

All I know is, Bira Bira has blessed many people with some really good finds, and if there is another idol out there that can do the same thing, more power to him. Hail Bira and the idols of classic games!

(I think they would be peaceful to each other, don't you?)




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: Bira Bira and Tuhavi: Tag Team Champions of the World!

Yes, the power of Bira Bira transcends the mere confines of a wooden idol. The idols are gateways through which the power of of Bira Bira are focused. Naturally, different cultures have different idols and call upon Bira Bira by different names.

There are many manifestations of Bira Bira as there are many manifestations of Mr. Friendly.

There's only one way to tell if the idol you picked up at a thrift store is a manifestation of Bira Bira or Mr. Friendly.

1)Place the idol in your home near a computer or video game machine. This will amplify the energy signature of the idol.

2)Each day, before heading out to "chase the chuckwagon" say a chant to Bira Bira before your idol. Some things that may help enhance the flow of energy from the Reef Store to your home are things like making a toast to Bira Bira with the beverage of your choice, or placing a thimble of rum infront of your idol, or laying a wreath of flowers around the base of your idol. but a simple "Bira Bira" will suffice.

3)If two weeks go by and you haven't found anything that excites you then you have brought a manifestation of Mr. Friendly, the evil cart energy stealing Spapa Mart Imp, into your home. Your house is now infused with negative energies. You'll have to purify your home of this. Here's how.

Take an O.C. (obnoxiously common) cartridge and tie it around the Mr. Friendly icon. If the icon is light and will float then tie the icon to a heavy object. The O.C. cart will draw all the negatice cart energy into itself. Now take the icon and cart to the nearest body of water and cast it in. This final act will completely cleanse you of any residual negative cart energy.

4)If you find anything interesting during the two week trial period then you've found a manifestation of Bira Bira. Continue to pay homage to the power of Bira Bira before going out thrifting and blessings will be yours when the time is right.

5)Remember, you can never own a manifestation of Bira Bira. Bira Bira is not a possession. He is a cherished guest in your home. Always treat him as such.

Tuhavi, it would seem, is most definetly a different, cultural manifestation of the power of Bira Bira. With this idol it can be addressed as either Bira Bira, or as Tuhavi and it should make no difference. If you know the name by which your idol is called, then you may call upon that name. If not then you can call upon the name Bira Bira as it applies to all the manifestations of positive cartridge energy from the Reef Store.

Perhaps people who find different manifestations of Bira Bira could send you scans of their idol. That way we can keep a good record of what the different manifestations are.

May you be kept safe from the negative energies of Mr. Friendly.

Bira Bira!




From: Ben Strobel [ccspres@cris.com]
Subject: Re: Mondo-Huge BiraBira Usenet Archive

P.S. The power is still there...within the last week I've found: Victor Maxx Virtual Reality goggles for SNES, Frogger boardgame, Synthonics Drumset, 5200 Trakball and a beautiful gold NES cart, 'Dizzy: The Adventurer' by Camerica. Seems as though Bira Bira is amusing himself by branching out a bit...:)




From: charlet@hubcap.clemson.edu (Charles E. "Rick" Taylor, IV)
Subject: Praise be to Bira Bira!

vga2000@ix.netcom.com (Michael J. Novak Jr.) wrote (in rec.games.video.classic):

:Anyway, I've quit replying to NG posts,
:Michael J. Novak Jr. B/S/T systems and games from: 3DO, Atari,

You know, maybe that Bira Bira thing isn't so bad after all. He hasn't really helped me find any carts, but this is at least a start. :)




From: ltravis@spots.ab.ca (Lafe Travis)
Subject: Re: What does Bira Bira look like?

I've seen Bira Bira, so now I know. People who are superstitious might be worried of such a thing.




From: btomlin@crl.com (Bruce Tomlin)
Subject: Bira Bira be veryvery good to me

Over the weekend I went up to visit Matt Pritchard and move a bunch of boxes for him, and along the way I found a flea market in Waco. Got a Donkey Kong Classics for $5 and a U-Matic VCR and 20 tapes (mostly 20 mins each) for $15. The VCR seemed to mostly work, but the head spun with no tape playing, and play mode wouldn't advance the tape. :( I also found an ALS GameBoy carrying case for my LameBoy (it's way cool because it's shaped like a big GameBoy). I also got a box of broken stuff from which I was able to make two working SNES consoles out of three broken ones.

Yesterday I found a Zenith A/V+RGB monitor for $6. It was marked "DOES NOT WORK", but I spent about half an hour lugging VCRs and cables around to test it and find that after switching it to A/V mode (ahem), the only things wrong with it were that it had a comb filter, and it made a sizzling noise. (Hopefully it's just a dusty anode, but it's more likely a bad connection on the flyback transformer.)

Today I found the CPU card from the Zenith with two 27128 chips for $4. A year old issue of Sega Visions, 65 cents. And a Sega Master System set for $60! Most of the stuff is in excellent condition, and I didn't have quite a few of the instructions.

Sega Master System box, instructions, console, two pads, RF, PS, light gun w/instr, arcade stick w/instr, AV cable (!), Sports Pad instructions (but no Sports Pad controller)

Sega 3D glasses, COMPLETE. (I already had a set minus the instructions, so my old set will probably go up for trade after I test this one.)

Action Fighter [C+I]
Spy vs Spy card [C+I+B] (new to me)
Missile Defense 3D [C+I+B] (ho hum)
Shinobi [C+I+B]
Zillion [C+B]
Ghost House card [C+I+B]
Alien Syndrome [C+B]
Hang On/Safari Hunt [C+B] (ho hum)
Black Belt [C+I+B]
Choplifter [C+I+B]

It was just barely worth the $60, but the big box and all the instructions tipped things in favor of getting it.




From: wombat2@ix.netcom.com(Sarah & Robert Ferguson)
Subject: Hail Bira Bira (more brag)

Boy oh boy..... First I found Tengen Tetris after reading the Bira Bira usenet archive, then I thought, "Maybe Bira Bira will bring me more joy." Yes, once again Bira Bira has smiled upon me. At my favorite market today, this is what I found:
a Pac Man blankie (looks like a twin)
Coleco Alien Attack handheld, with the battery cover even!
Tabletop Q-Bert game, alas no battery cover
AND...
Emerson Arcadia 2001 system in the box, still wrapped in the plastic! No game though. Still.

This stuff sure makes up for the lack of any "new" 2600 games. As does the falling NES prices at Funcoland! Groovy!




From: clay@supra.com (Clay Cowgill)
Subject: No Bira Bira, but one hell of a 5200 find...

Well, we didn't have any Bira Bira stuff with us, but I did read about it and go look at the website, so maybe that had something to do with it.

This last weekend (10/5/96) a friend (Travis Haagen) and I went down to my old college town to visit a former Atari employee and buy a bunch of old Atari arcade game equipment.

Upon our return (with a full Oldsmobile Bravada and a U-haul trailer) we began unloading our new treasures-- prototype arcade game parts, hand-painted marquees, design notes and blueprints, we came across a box with a couple of gutted 5200's. We removed the 5200's to discover a small stash of cartridges underneath them. We had found the "mother lode"!

The cartridges were mostly prototypes-- EPROMs placed on blue, socketed Atari 5200 boards. One was in a "LOANER CART" case with instructions to "return to consumer division prototype lab". The EPROMs were labeled, and after subsequently trying them out I can verify that they are the following:

Meebzork

The Last Starfighter

Stargate

There's also Centipede, Baseball, and Football, and some other cartridge type pieces of hardware that we don't recognize.

This will all be going up for sale before too long, as soon as we get good pictures of the carts and other hardware. (We're Arcade Game guys, not home system types... ;-) In the mean time I've put screen shots of Meebzork, The Last Star Fighter, and Stargate on my webpage for everyone to get a look!

http://www.worldaccess.com/~cowgilc/Atari.html

Enjoy!




From: snapsnar@tezcat.com (Snap Snare)
Subject: Re: Thank You Bira Bira! Another ER!

Me too! I picked up an intv Tropical Trouble today (which I didn't REALLY want, but Bira Bira moves in mysterious ways...) and yesterday I got two carts I've been looking for for a long time: Jukebox for colecovision complete with that big spinnaker box and all the manuals, warranty stuff, etc; and cv Dukes of Hazard!

Thank you Bira Bira!

I should note that this came after I put my Bira Bira bumper sticker on my car... :)




From: mfreeman@chat.carleton.ca (Mike Freeman)
Subject: Newbie wants to know what the hell Bira Bira is!!!!!!

I've seen a hundred some posts about this, could someone explain please.

thanks in advance.




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Important Safety Tip or Bira Bira Doesn't Like Murphy's Oil

I decided to annoint Bira Bira with Murphy's Wood Oil today to bring out his rightious lustre. It seems this might have been a mistake.

It seems the finish on Bira Bira wasn't a wood stain but, from the residue, appears to have been some sort of natural clay or pith. The oil didn't take to it too well. Bira Bira is still fine, he just looks a little weathered now, is all (it actually makes his features stand out more now, so he doesn't just look like a dark stick when you take his picture).

So an important saftey tip for those of you out there who may have picked up an incarnation of Bira Bira at a thrift store (whatever the form may be). If it's wood and you want to clean it, do a test cleaning on the bottom of the idol first. It would seem some natural staining techniques don't respond well to wood oils.

The one really freaky thing is the way the left eye looks now. There was a rough streak in the centre surounded by a smooth streak on either side. The rough bit held the pith and the smooth streak didn't hold it as well As a result it now looks like Bira Bira has a cat-like pupil. The same effect is there in the right eye, but not as pronounced. It's really quite freaky. It makes it look like he's staring at you.

Bira Bira!




From: Mark Darmofal [mhdst4@vms.cis.pitt.edu]
Subject: BIRA BIRA !!!!!

My brother was going hunting this weekend. I had about the Bira Bira scene going down arounf here and I told him before you go hunting chant the name Bira Bira. He asked me why, I had told him 'Do not question, for I will explain later.'

I was away this weekend, but when I returned, he left a message for me to call him. I assumed this was good news.

This is what he found, three ER Atari 2600 carts, each for a buck.

Entombed (US Games)

F-18 Tomcat (Absolute)

Chase the Chuckwagon

when he mentioned the final name, I was in shock. I truly did not know the power of Bira Bira until today. My brother of course was playing the game and said it was pretty bad. He knew it was very rare but did not know its' value.

I myself opened my heart to Bira Bira and ending up attending my 9 am class both days last week for the first time this semester, and one of those days I was early.

Believe in Bira Bira . . .




From: kcassidy@zoomnet.net (William Cassidy)
Subject: Unusual Bira Bira finds

I decided to try invoking Bira Bira again today, after giving him a break for a while (I think he likes that--I got an Astrocade setup while NOT invoking his name :-) ). The finds he led me to were good, but very different from what I usually get at my local Goodwill. The first thing I noticed was an O^2 setup: hardwired console and 5 games, but nothing too good. That was odd because O^2 stuff almost never turns up at this store. I passed. Then I search through a few TI/99 manuals, got a couple to go with some games I picked up last week, and then noticed something strange... under the pile is an "Adventures of Super Pac-Man" book, originally part of a "Kid's Stuff" book and record set. Not something I normally see, but cool. Then I'm walking by the section where telephones are, and see a neat looking handheld, CADACO's Foto-Electronic Bowling. There are light bulbs in place of pins, and there is an actual metal ballbearing you use to "knock them down." Didn't see this one on the Handheld FAQ. Another nice but odd find. Lastly, I went to the place where they keep the carts, expecting to see, if anything, a couple 2600 carts. Nope; Studio II! I got Math Fun, Gunfighter--Moonship Battle, Space War (with box) and Tennis/Squash (with box). I didn't expect that! I grabbed them all for trade bait.

So, if Bira Bira hasn't been working for you lately, try giving him a break for a while. It worked for me!




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Re: I killed Bira Bira!

In article [80c_9611111822@genesplicer.org], Joey.McDonald@icon.genesplicer.org (Joey McDonald) wrote:

] About a week ago I e-mailed the previous "holder" of the
] all precious Bira Bira...and inquired if I could "borrow"
] it for a few days to improve my luck (never letting on
] my TRUE intentions). They agreed and sent Bira Bira to me
] packed in bubble-rap. Bira Bira made it into my posession
] unharmed.
]
] You see, my real feelings on the subject are....
]
] I can't stand people giving praise to a little
] creepy figure.. and I HATE the mention of the name Bira Bira.
] I also despise the "good luck" of collectors being
] attributed to a stupid statuette. So... after recieving Bira
] Bira I knew what I had to do.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

(yawn) Every party has its pooper.

Heed ye not the words of this evil one, this servent of Mr. Friendly.

~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
] I have destroyed ONE "Bira" (or Bira Bira as it was known in
] RGVC).. but BEWARE the other "evil" Bira Bira... and it's even
] more horrible curse.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

And if you would like to order a Bira Bira Plaster Icon please visit my webpage for more details.

~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
] It's kinda neat to watch that little ugly
]statue melt :)
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~

Wood doesn't melt.

Bira Bira!




From: Chuck Cochems [zaphod@majornet.com]
Subject: Re: bira bira

I have read the Bira Bira archive, and have some input.

It seems that there are two kinds of cool-looking idols. Ones that ring luck, and ones that are cursed. At least two idols that bring luck have been found. At least one person found a cursed idol.

This leads me to my theory. Every genuine ancient idol has it's evil twin. When two identical idols are made, one captures all of the positive energy, and the other one captures all the negative energy. Thus, when two of an idol are made, one brings good luck to those who invoke him, while the other is cursed, and will prevent good finds. Even if two non-identical idols are made, when they are brought together, one will suck out the other's positive energy, and the other will suck the negative energy. At this time, the idols become charged.

So, if you find an idol, and it does nothing for you, neither improving your luck, or harming it, you have found an uncharged idol. Should you find another uncharged idol, you can create an icon of good (Bira Bira) and an icon of evil (Mr Friendly) by bringing them together. While in your posesion, they will most likely cancel each other out. The proper thing to do after this is to put them BOTH up for sale. If you keep one, believing it to be the manifestation of Bira Bira, and try to sell the other one only, the karmic forces will lead you to keep the wrong one. If you put them both up for sale, and one gets sold, you can be left with the positive one. You may not. But keep in mind that the curse will only affect a collector of classic electronic equippment, and you may in good conscience sel or give the idol to someone who thinks it looks cool and is not interested in your games. That is the proper place for these manifestations of Mr. Friendly. When they sit unused away from classic carts, where they are powerless, they can lose their negative charge, and will eventually return to a thrift store, where it may become charged again when put next to another idol, and this time, it may be the good idol.

(sacrificing also may work, but the sudden release of negative energy is not without consequence, as it will find something else to embed itself in. it may find another negative idol, or something else...)




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Re: bira bira

Nope... I don't think that an idol should be sold. If you respect it for the powers that it has, you should realize that you really do not "own" it, therefore you cannot sell it... as said by Chris C a while back.

Although the rest of the post made some good sense... :)




From: arton [cancam@spectra.net]
Subject: Re: bira bira

and then there's logman.. he's bad luck at carts, as i have touched him and my bad luck seeps into everything i touch.. i *dare* you to send me bira bira and let me touch him.. see what happens then...

anyhow, at least since i've had logman, pretzels turn up everywhere i go...

um.. never mind... :|




From: moffa@earth.allegheny.edu
Subject: Bira Bira - The Card Shark (from hell?)

Well, I was with the folks on Thanksgiving and we were playing a 4-hour marathon of poker (sort of a tradition with us at holiday time). I was doing OK at first, but then I guess I got tired and began to lose a little interest. I was losing constantly, even though I consider myself a good player. Someone at the table made some reference to one of the Saints in an idle praise (nothing crazy, just mentioned his name) in the hopes that their luck would turn around.

For some demonic reason, I came up with the idea to call out Bira Bira's name! I said something like: "Oh yea? Well, Bira Bira, game god, assist me!" Sure enough, I got an Ace high straight in 7 card draw, and edged out the other person who went for their saint and won a large pot.

At first I thought this was kind of neat, that Bira Bira is into games other than just the classic video game kind. Then my grandfather got kind of crabby, saying something like: "You do what you want with your idols." This is coming from a family of catholics.




From: onruG madA [gurnoab@cds.mrs.umn.edu]
Subject: Bira Bira! I thank thee!

Quite a while ago, I jumped on the Bira bandwagon. Didn't have a find for a while, got desperate, decided to cut Bira a deal: Give me something, oh Great One, and I will buy you a meal. Simple as that. Whammo! A complete ADAM with an extra, unopened printer ribbon! Woohoo!

But then I sinned. I welched on the promise, and never bought Bira anything. I rationalized: "He wouldn't want me to buy him a meal, and just let it go to waste, would he?", and "He wouldn't want me to waste ~$4, would he? No, of course not."

Needless to say, I started to get skunked. Everything dried up. Everything.

2 months later, this last weekend, it hit me. I had not bought Bira the meal that I promised, and as a result, he was punishing me. Okay, alright, I'll buy you the meal, dammit. I was heading home for Thanksgiving, and stopped at the local McDon's for a bite for the road. I bought Bira a plain hamburger and a small fry. I bought a chicken sandwich, and we decided to split a large Coke. Halfway through the meal, I noticed Bira hadn't touched anything, asked him about it, and he told me to finish it for him. It was quite a coincidence that I too, liked my hamburgers plain. 8^)

This done, it was time to thrift. Lo and behold, my first score in months!

A 7800 (Supercharger compatible, not like my current one), ps, rf, 3 working cramplines, 2 sets of paddles, 3 7800 carts (Ballblazer! Alright!), 12 2600 carts (Almost all R's), and an Atari-brand TI cart. (Paranoia Picnic, or something like that) That and I located two relatives who promised to dig out their 2600's and sell me the carts I need. One said that she had 'hundreds'. 8^)

Thank you Bira!




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Bira Bira Brag Post!

Bira Bira must have been in a Cooper Black mood today because I struck it rich with Pirate Carts.

Found the following carts.


Free Way (Pirate of Activision's Freeway)*
Time Warp (No idea what this is a pirate of)*
Laser Volley (Pirate of Imagic's Laser Gates)*
Pinball (Pirate of Atari Pinball)

*These carts are duplicates for me, but they're going to a friend.

I also got a 2600 game I was really hoping to find.

Mr. Do (Coleco)

The other day I also found a 2600 Track Ball. I have a 800XL track ball too, so now I can have two players on Missle Command playing with the track ball.

The 2600 track ball is a little smaller and sleeker looking than the beige and brown XL one. I'm going to keep my eyes open for a cheap set of pool balls when I go out to "Chase The Chuckwagon". It's really like to replace the plain black snooker ball in the 2600 trackball with an 8-ball, and maybe replace the cue ball in the XL trackball with something more intersting.




From: tiltonj@erols.com (Jay Tilton)
Subject: Great weekend! Praise Bira!

Had some great finds this weekend. New additions to the collection:

2600:
Beamrider
Beany Bopper
Cosmic Creeps
Crossbow with manual
Atari Donkey Kong
Atari Donkey Kong Jr.
Double Dunk
Frogger II (with a freakin *spotless* label!)
G.I. Joe: Cobra Strike
Masters of the Universe
Maze (Sears)
Atari Q*bert with manual
RealSports Tennis
Star Fox--I picked up the manual too, but I've already lost it. :(
Star Wars: Jedi Arena with manual
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi: Death Star Battle
Video Checkers
Starpath tapes #1-7, all with manuals! No Supercharger, though.
Phaser Patrol, Communist Mutants, Fireball, Suicide Mission,
Escape From the Mindmaster, Dragonstomper, Killer Satellites
Space Shuttle with manual. This one has an oddball white label--just like the Activision blues, except it's black printing on a white label.
Other manuals: Battlezone, Dig Dug (multilingual), Indy 500, Midnight Magic, Pole Position (multilingual), Reactor, RS Baseball, RS Football, Solaris, Star Raiders, Star Wars: TESB, Super Baseball, Atari Venture, Atari Force #5
And a fistful of carts with better labels than the ones I had.

8-bit:
Big Bird's Funhouse
Computer Chess
Microsoft BASIC II
Miner 2049er
Ms. Pac-Man
Popeye
Sesame Street Letter-Go-Round
Spy Hunter

Woohoo! Three ER's and one bizarre label variation (Space Shuttle) in one weekend! Bira Bira be praised!

Only netted some minor tradebait from it all, namely the Phaser Patrol and Communist Mutants tapes, and a Sears Yars' Revenge.




From: ad329@james.freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Chris Cracknell)
Subject: Season's Greetings from Bira Bira!

Well I was certainly blessed by the great Reef Store guardian today.

Went out and got the following carts... (buck each)

CBS: Tunnel Runner
Wizard Of Wor *

MYTHICON: Sorcerer

TIGER VISION: King Kong (was somebody saying something about dreaming of blue carts?)

US GAMES: M.A.D.
Entombed +

AMIGA: Mogul Mania

ATARI: Real Sports Boxing *
Jr. Pac Man *

COLECO: Roc 'N Rope *

Cooper Black: Turmoil (???)
Frontline (Atari-Combat)
Radar (Sancho-Exocet?)
Scuba Diver (Sancho-Skin Diver?)
Ocean City Defender (Funvision-Ocean City Defender)
Sea Hawk (Sancho-Sea Hawk)
Time Warp (???) *
Dragon Treasure (Imagic-Dragon Fire) *
Laser Volley (Imagic-Laser Gates) *

* for my little brother
+ for my friend Larry.

I've been rolling in the Cooper Blacks lately. Not sure why, but this one thrift store I've been going to has been flooded with them recently. I was really suprised with Frontline. I was expecting it to be a pirate of Coleco's Frontline, but to discover it was COMBAT!!???!?!?

Why the heck would anyone pirate COMBAT? I'll bet there were a number of pissed off people who bought that game.

I was also suprised with the Sancho and Funvision games.

Radar had the box graphics for Megamania as the label, and Scuba Diver had the box graphics for Sea Quest, so I was naturally expecting those games (completely forgetting the first rule of Cooper Blacks - Label Artwork Usually Has No Direct Relation To The Game). Plus, for the pirates of both those manufacturers, the original manufacterer's copyright logo was left perfectly intact (they always blankout the activision ones).




From: rbatina@infinet.com (Robert J Batina)
Subject: Elmer's Glue Bira Bira

My Plaster-Bira looked rather plain... I hadn't taken the time to decorate him, or adorn him with jewels or anything, so I got this idea which also proves to be beneficial to the great Bira Bira.

I've given my Plaster Bira two coats of elmer's glue, so now he has a satin-smooth finish, yet all of his features are clearly visible. I'm pondering other ways to decorate him to completion, but this glue bath is a good start, and it makes him more damage resistant.




From: onruG madA [gurnoab@cdm.mrs.umn.edu]
Subject: Re: Your GOD Loves You - YES YOU!


On Thu, 12 Dec 1996, Someone wrote:

] I hope that you know your GOD loves you, no matter what GOD you believe
[buncha stuff about GOD, with a GOD capped all the time, like this: Oh my GOD, someone just ran over that Jehovah's Witness.]

I know BIRA loves me. BIRA does not love you however. BIRA, to me, not one of these warm fuzzy dieties that loves you even when you spit on your carts. BIRA will strike down all those heathens, especially those who take the name BIRA in vain. Tread lightly, gentiles, for BIRA shalt cast those who walk in darkness into hell, where the light from BIRA doest not shine, and indelible markers run rampant. Repent, for our time here (2:16) does not last long, and then BIRA shall come again!

BIRA be with you,




From: metallik@iglou.com (Larry Scott Ii)
Subject: Pity from Bira Bira..?

Welp, the Cart Idol discussion has died down, so I figure this true story oughta fire things up.. it sure was one hell of a coincidence if it *wasn't* Bira Bira!

Around 2 1/2 weeks ago (the Monday before Thanksgiving) I decided to make a stop at a local thrift.. it was a decent source, and I hadn't checked there recently. Nothing turned up, so I depart. Immediatly after leaving, just a couple blocks down the street, some dude in a pickup truck changes lanes without looking and rams my Fiero off the road and into a concrete wall. I was unhurt but my car was pretty thrashed. He was cited and had to pay, but the car was totalled and I was very upset about that.. it was a very good car.. Because of this (and lack of time) I hadn't stopped in a single thrift, *especially* the one where the wreck happened.. until yesterday.

For some reason, I kept having this nagging feeling all day that I needed to check there.. I didn't really want to, but finally said heck with it and went.. bowing my head as I passed the point of my car's demise.. All I can say is that that feeling must've been Bira-induced. The haul:

CV Facemaker
CV Jukebox (mint w/box and docs)
Atarisoft Pac Man for Inty
Pole Positn* label var.
*and..*
a Vectrex in excellent condition with fully functioning controller and two carts!

Got home and played Minesweeper for an hour! I'm happy now :)




From: btomlin@crl.com (Bruce Tomlin)
Subject: Bira Bira strikes again!

I've been making a habit of stopping into Blockbuster stores every now and then, especially ones I've never been to before. Last month I found an NES Big Nose The Caveman with box but no instructions. The day before yesterday I saw a Virtual Boy store demo unit! Unfortunately, the paperwork hadn't been processed and they didn't have the key, so I had to come back last night for the proper manager to arrive. I heard rumblings of $20 about it.

So I went back last night and came home with it for the amazing price of $9.99! I managed to pry it open enough that I could unscrew the lock and put it back together in an unlocked position. But since that holds the top in, I had to tape it shut.

This was a pretty good find, since I had given up on ever getting a Blockbuster Virtual Boy. Now I'm wondering if they will reduce their other VB carts from $5, since they aren't exactly flying off the shelves.




From: Paul [Paul-da-Programmer@postoffice.worldnet.att.net]
Subject: Bira Bira strikes again

Just today, I was for the first time given a demonstration of the power that he who sides with BIRA BIRA yields.

My weekly excursion to the flea, started off pretty disapointing. The weather was bad, and nothing interesting was